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My two girlfriends and I trampled onto Bill’s Bus on the corner of Embarcadero Del Mar and Trigo at 9:15 p.m.

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Altogether, my expense was $6.89 - much better than buying a full handle or fifth that has to be shared between the group, along with all of that saliva. All flavors were there, but I decided to go with my favorite, Strawberry Rum Job, mostly because I love its title and a Watermelon Smash. I walked into the stunningly beautiful K&B and headed straight to the back for my pregame choice. This past Thursday I decided to monitor how much money these babies can save me. I can easily stuff one in my pocket, blouse or pants and quickly drink one on notorious Bill’s Bus. Portability is, in my opinion, of extreme importance when it comes to the art of pregaming, especially when my drink is to be taken on a bus flying down a highway at about 70 mph carrying around 50 stupidly drunk idiots. Price-wise, Buzzballz go for $2.99 and come in nine different flavors. K&B has the best deal and all selections of flavors. These magical creations can be found in our local liquor stores SOS, Six Pack and the legendary Keg and Bottle. Math majors can figure that out, and for all the rest, let’s just say this stuff is the BOMB. What is a Buzzball you might ask? Well, a Buzzball is 20 percent alcohol stuffed into 200 ml.

COFFEE BUZZ BALLS PORTABLE

The question is, what is the best way to get to a drunken level that is still tolerable and manageable but will, especially, save you some money? The answer I have found is the incredible tiny, portable and compact but strong as hell BuzzBallz. This is where the sport of “pregaming” becomes an absolute necessity in order to have fun and maintain a good diet of ramen noodles. In our small community of Isla Vista, downtown Santa Barbara becomes an escape from the oh-so-common cheap vodka handle pulls, tightly packed ocean view patios and the dreaded words, “who do you know here?” Of course the inevitable realization dawns upon you after logging onto your banking app to discover drinking is expensive. Doors open wide to incoming newbies who take it upon themselves to order the cheapest drinks with the most alcohol: AMFs, Long Islands and shots shots shots. It signifies a time of responsibility, maturity and the ability to get completely and utterly poop faced, legally. The American Youth find the age 21 significant.

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